Day 1 - Interviews

Day 1 - Interviews

Our intent for May 31, 2007, was to seek out the opnions of our fellow students on such controversial issues as; "Weedle?", opinions of communism, and the character of one Priest Satori. And to some extent, this happened. Nineteen videos were produces, as well as several B-sides, which come bundled together under the guise of "Deleted scenes".

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#01 - Introduction

138.0MB / 3:54

In this video, plans for the week are discussed. Ben pitches his ideas to a receptive Grimes and Caleb, interupted only by the opportunity to make fun of Caleb for failing grade 12.

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#02 - Josh "Female Machoke" Hopkins

15.1MB / 0:26

Josh has just announced his exciting capture of a shiney Machoke, which is something Ben had also by extraordinary coincedence caught recently. However, they are not exactly alike...

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#03 - Shhh

14.5MB / 0:30

A silent film taken during second period English. Disembodied ninja turtle heads, forced emo poetry, and challengers.

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#04 - Sexual Advantage / Nick "Not Affiliated" Burns / Daniel "Not Using My Penis" McNally

112.0MB / 3:18

In the first of many videos to have more than one focus, Josh fights Spiritomb through questionble means, while Nick supports communism and Daniel fails to use his genetalia.

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#05 - Nic "Ribs & Bling" LaPage

128.0MB / 3:34

Nic talks about epic food, and also flips Russians off.

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#06 - Robbie "Gasp!" Somerville

2.84MB / 0:05

Due to memory card issues, the entrance of Robb was cut short.

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#07 - How Stupid?

16.8MB / 0:29

Sitting in the back of a car while the owner is attempting to firgure out why it doesn't work is boring. Fortunatly, in a democratic society we are able to vote on just how stupid it is. Unfortunatly, the video cuts off before Maria gets to explain to me that she gets two votes because she is from Russia.

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#08 - Brett "AIDS" Loughery

68.2MB / 1:56

An interview with Brett leads one to conclude he is primarily interested in his own genetalia, and the STDs infesting them.

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#09 - Fagsire / Brandon "PowerPoint Man" Grimes

32.2MB / 2:04

Josh hates the elite four, and Brett continues his discussion of STDs. Meanwhile, we reminise about an epic PowerPoint project.

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#10 - "Shhh" Commentary

39.8.0MB / 1:07

Caleb and Ben decide to commentate on their previous silent film. Josh and Grimes make noises and disruptions.

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#11 - Ditto Rape: How Female is it?

129MB / 3:35

Robb is made to come back to school for fourth and fifth period. He decides to use this for the good of his new car! Ben becomes excited about how much pie he ate today, which Grimes thinks of as pi. Interviewing Robbie continues until Nick's low standards interupt with hilarity.

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#12 - Mitch "Emo" Morris

97.0MB / 2:44

Emo kid cries and discusses ditto rape. Brandon Grimes can draw, but he doesn't like to draw manboobs. We also explain the injoke of "Dairy Queen".

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#13 - Weedle

25.9MB / 0:45

We discuss plans for what to do now that we have been ordered to stop playing with the camera. Grimes creates conspiricies, while Ben starts POS memes. Robb puts an end to things with a swift "Kakuna".

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#14 - Makin' a Deal / I Don't Understand / Large Scale Integrated Circuits

97.6MB / 2:46

Nick and Brandon make a deal. Unfortunatly, Grimes is lazy, and expects Nick to cary out his end regardless. Robb interupts, and gets raped by Nick. Nick proceeds to explain something about a beaver that no one understands. All that matters however, it Large Scale Integrated Curcits. And possibly berries.

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#15 - A Diversion

43.6MB / 1:15

Ben Hayman does not understand. Brandon distracts with a Weedle and flees the scene.

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#16 - Grimes: a History

197MB / 5:25

Surely the highlight of the day, Grimes tells us of his epic past. A must watch for people and children of all ages! Coming to woodstock, sitting in a hall, signing Queen, and taking over the world.

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#17 - The End 1: Sacked!